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14:02 Illedan anyone tried the new contest?
14:02 eulerscheZahl already legend
14:02 Illedan it started 2 minutes ago
14:03 eulerscheZahl yes
14:03 AutomatonNN I like turtles
14:04 MSmits is MCTS good for this one?
14:04 eulerscheZahl it's an optim puzzle MSmits
14:04 MSmits so... yes?
14:05 BlaiseEbuth Has anyone seen the new contribution? It's terrible
14:05 dimkadimon which one?
14:05 BlaiseEbuth all of them
14:06 Astrobytes be nice BlaiseEbuth
14:06 BlaiseEbuth no
14:07 aangairbender how do I read input in python?
14:07 BlaiseEbuth with your eyes
14:07 Astrobytes BlaiseEbuth...
14:08 Astrobytes aangairbender: input() in python. Check the default code template
14:08 AutomatonNN the best strategy is to print 42
14:09 surgutti anyone for clash?
14:09 I_love_CoC always
14:09 surgutti shocking
14:10 MSmits I solved UTTT. 100% winrate
14:10 eulerscheZahl against yourself?
14:10 MSmits ...
14:11 dbf I scheduled a meeting to discuss the MCTS vs heuristic debate
14:11 gaha I scheduled a meeting about your meeting
14:11 Lysk can we have a pre-meeting first?
14:12 eulerscheZahl middle management at its finest
14:12 Thyl I'll send the minutes from the last pre-meeting
14:13 eulerscheZahl at some point Illedan struggled reaching STC legend, even complained about a boss boosted too much
14:13 Illedan I did not complain
14:13 eulerscheZahl gave him my code. he cancelled the submit at 5 points above the boss :D
14:14 Automaton2000 BlaiseEbuth is the best player on this site
14:14 BlaiseEbuth finally someone with sense
14:14 eulerscheZahl that bot is trained on your messages, of course it says that
14:15 oreshnik can someone explain what a variable is?
14:15 BlaiseEbuth it varies
14:15 Astrobytes BlaiseEbuth I swear
14:16 dimkadimon just think of it as a box that holds a value
14:16 AutomatonNN my mass of pancakes is better than your mass of pancakes
14:16 MSmits what
14:17 Silverup why does my code work locally but not here
14:17 eulerscheZahl because it doesn't work locally either, you just think it does
14:18 PRO_G_r_A_m_MER guys I wrote 500 lines of code and it doesnt compile
14:18 Astrobytes try writing 1 line that compiles first
14:19 Delicious31415 is pi exactly 3.1415?
14:19 MSmits username checks out
14:20 Sirios I just hardcoded all test cases and it works
14:20 eulerscheZahl wait for the validators
14:20 Sirios the what
14:21 AutomatonNN I have mass of mass production in the mass
14:21 BlaiseEbuth Automaton2000 are you having a stroke
14:21 Automaton2000 BlaiseEbuth I think you should try using a neural network
14:22 BlaiseEbuth I'll use you as training data and make you worse
14:22 Illedan not possible
13:37 AutomatonNN eulerscheZahl is a noob

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